Alright Shaqheads: now we're making things more challenging. It's one thing for the Diesel to completely dominate the present, but he's also the only way to understand the past. What if all of history were reduced to Shaqness?
If Shaq had been King of England in 1775, the American colonists would have protested Shaqxation without representation.
Leave your historical Shaqorisms in the comments below, or tweet them our way @ifshaqwere.
If Shaq had trekked with Lewis and Clark across the Louisiana Purchase, we'd have Shaquagewia dollars today.
ReplyDeleteIf Shaq were a Confederate soldier in the American Civil War, he would be General Stonewall Shaqson.
ReplyDeleteIf Shaq were prehistoric he'd be a PteroShaqtyl.
ReplyDeleteI believe there is a mistake in the study of XVIII century Zulu nation, the chief warrior real name was " SHAQA Zulu"
ReplyDeleteThe most famous assassination in Czech (Szeq?) history was the DeShaquestration of Prague.
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ReplyDeleteIf Shaq was the 12th President of the United States, he would be SHAQary Taylor.
ReplyDeleteAfter decades of investigation, British authorities have finally identified... SHAQ the Ripper!
ReplyDeleteIf Shaq was in Ancient Greece and the people needed a phophecy they would go to the Oracle of Shaqui!
ReplyDeletePlaywright of "Kobeo and Juliet", William SHAQspeare.
ReplyDeleteIf he were a Chinese military leader and the first president of Taiwan...he would be Chiang Kai-Shaq.
ReplyDeleteIf he had invented a psychological test involving inkblots, it would be known as a RorSHAQ test.
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