If Shaq were an 80s flick in which he travels through time to preserve his own existence, he'd be Shaq to the Future.
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Monday, March 23, 2009
Shaq goes to the movies!
Alright, Shaqheads! The economy is in the rear-view mirror, and it's time to move on to weightier considerations: what if we reduced all of Hollywood to SHAQNESS? Shaq has already dominated several of his own feature films, but now it's time for him to dominate the entire industry. As usual, we here at "If Shaq Were..." will get you started:
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Shaquille O'Neal in STEEL Magnolias
ReplyDeleteShaquille O'Neal in his first romantic comedy:
ReplyDelete"Love SHAQ-tually"
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This isn't really PUNny, but just thought I'd make the reference:
ReplyDeleteShaquille O'Neal in:
Good Burger
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Maybe Shaquille O'Neal gets curious about his sexual prefernce:
ReplyDeleteShaquille O'Neal in:
BrokeSHAQ Mountain
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Shaquille O'Neal in:
ReplyDeleteSTAR WARS: SHAQ Attack of the Clones
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This is a reference to the new Kobe movie coming out soon. Shaquille O'Neal goes bigger (no pun intended) and better:
ReplyDeleteA Spike Lee Joint:
SHAQ Doin' MORE Work
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Here's a couple old school references:
ReplyDeleteCreature from the SHAQ Lagoon
or
It Came From Underneath Shaq's Huge Bed!
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How about that movie from last year about the underground fight club. Only put a Shaquille O'Neal spin on it.
ReplyDeleteNever SHAQ Down
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ReplyDeleteAnother Star Wars one:
ReplyDeleteSTAR WARS: The Empire Strikes SHAQ
(Sub-title: But then SHAQ strikes back with a rap telling the Emperor to tell him how his ass tastes.)
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If only Shaquille O'Neal played for Atlanta:
ReplyDeleteSHAQ Hawk Down
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Uma Thurman in:
ReplyDeleteSHAQUILLE Bill
and SHAQUILLE Bill 2
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Screw Vin Diesel...
ReplyDeleteSHAQ Diesel in
SHAQ and the Furious
Shaquille O'Neal gives up his police duties and works as a fireman in:
ReplyDeleteSHAQdraft
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Shaquille O'Neal in:
ReplyDeleteFull Metal SHAQet
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Bram Stoker's Shaqcula?
ReplyDeleteSweet Sweetshaq's Badassssssssssssss Song.
Shaq goes to prison: The Shawshaq Redemption
ReplyDeleteShaq in revenge-based Western: Unforshaqen
Shaq in ancient Mayan action flick: Ashaqalypto
if shaq were in a star wars movie it would be ashaq of the clones
ReplyDeletewoops that was already posted
ReplyDeleteShaq and Whoopie in "Sister Act 2: Shaq in the Habit"
ReplyDeletePlaying a goofy giant of a cadet in "Police Academy 3: Shaq in Training"
As a huge talking snowman in "Shaq Frost"
A children's movie "Shaq and the Beanstalk" in which a poor giant climbs down a magic beanstalk
"Shaq the Knife"
ReplyDeleteAC/DC's biggest hit, SHAQ in BLACK
ReplyDelete(hey hey hey hey, SHAQ in Black, he's SHAQ in BLAAAAAAAAACK....
duh, duhduhduh, duhduhduh, bleedeedle-deedle-dee)
exploring his feminine side
ReplyDeleteDiary of a Mad Shaq Woman
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reunite in Men in Shaq
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ReplyDeletejust when you thought the waters of amity island were calm again:
ReplyDeleteJaws V: SHAQ ATTACK