Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Some of our favorite Shaqorisms

If Shaq had lived in 18th century Germany, he'd have been the subject of Kant's "A Critique of Shaqtical Reason."

If Shaq created a comprehensive plan to solve the financial crisis, it would be the seminal work of Shaqroeconomics.

If President Obama appointed Shaq to run his own cabinet level department, he would be the Secretary of Shaqriculture.

If each of the letters of Shaq's name stood for a word (S.H.A.Q.), it would be a shaqronym.

If Shaq were an infinitely repeating shape, he'd be known as THE BIG SHRAQTAL:

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 22, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    Obviously Kant wrote in German, not English. The proper pun would be "Kritik der SHAQtischen Vernunft."

    That is all. Please return to your regularly scheduled shaqtivities.

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  2. Gray Guide CorsortiumMarch 22, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Aber natürlich! Sie Recht haben... admittedly, our German here at "If Shaq Were..." is ein bisschen verrostet (is that even right?), but rest assured we'll take your correction into account when we tackle the shaqtualization of philosophy. Needless to say, here at "If Shaq Were..." we strive for 100% shaquracy.

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